Where The $2,250 Goes
The Money
Every Week, Kept
2026 Season Archive
Past weeks show up here after each Tuesday recap.
How The Hardware Is Earned
Award Categories
Goon of the Week
Highest score of the week. $50, cash, no questions.
Cock of the Week
Lowest score of the week. The group chat is legally required to bring it up.
Biggest Blowout
The largest winning margin of the week.
Heartbreaker
The closest game that still ended in a loss.
Upset of the Week
The projected loser who won anyway, ranked by how far behind they were projected.
Bad Beat
A loss with a score that beat more than half the league. Right score, wrong opponent.
Fraud Alert
The record that doesn't match the points: the most wins beyond what the weekly scores deserved.
Benchwarmer Disaster
The best performance of the week, watched from the bench.
Start/Sit Disaster
The costliest lineup call: a benched player who outscored the starter he could have replaced.
Waiver-Wire Steal
The top-scoring starter picked up off waivers or free agency.
Trade Winner
The trade that paid off most this week: incoming players outscoring what went out the door.
Injury Excuse
The losing team with the most banged-up starters. Valid excuse, still an L.
The Hall
Champion Wall
Pulling the full league history from Yahoo.
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A fresh recap drops every Tuesday at 6 AM: every score, every award, and the season power rankings.